Oh no, here’s the pea-
brain who cannot sew
Oh no, he can’t sew
His seams and his tears
cause such a show
Oh no, he can’t sew
See his hairy behind
Cause his tunic’s not so low
Oh no, he can’t sew
(to the tune of “Hey ho, to the Greenwood” by Byrd)
Hey ho, to the green-
wood now let us go.
Sing heave and ho,
Andthere shall we find
both buck and doe.
Sing heave and ho.
The hart and hind
and the little pretty rowe.
Sing heave and ho.
